When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Don’t bother. Just look life dead in the eye, staring, and as your own eyes start to water, take a huge bite out of one of the lemons. Let the juice cascade down your chin and onto your clothes. Be stained with the lemon juice. No matter how sour the lemon is, keep staring at life. Let life know that you eat raw lemons. Let life know who’s boss. It’s you. You’re the boss now. Life won’t mess with you again.