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I like cats more than I should.
brainstatic:


Welcome to the history department, we hope you enjoy your stay.

You laugh but the potato made average life expectancy skyrocket.

brainstatic:

Welcome to the history department, we hope you enjoy your stay.

You laugh but the potato made average life expectancy skyrocket.

(via youusedtobemyhero)

ridge:

why does everyone care about being mature for their age like maybe i fucking like drinking from juice boxes and eating my popcorn like a fucking lizard fight me about it

(via flashoflife)

wannyy:

wiltingboy:

the good thing about me is that you can not talk to me for 3 weeks and then talk to me and I’ll be fine and still care about you the same way I did before

the bad thing is that I do that to people and they don’t understand that sometimes I just don’t feel like interacting with people.

story of my life

(via maybereligion)

  • jesus: mom i told you i didn't want a big party
  • mary: THE WHOLE WORLD WILL CELEBRATE EVERY YEAR

I loved you head over handles
like my first bicycle accident—
before the mouthful of gravel and blood,
I swore we were flying.

—Sierra DeMulder (via acrushedtrainwreck)

(Source: oofpoetry, via theperksofliving)


deedee this some nasty ass coffee i hate u so much but the pussy game ridiculous

deedee this some nasty ass coffee i hate u so much but the pussy game ridiculous

(via hallowahmos)